Competitive salary

“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”

Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Compy

Another word for "competitive", it means to be able to compete or compare to other things.

"These shoes are compy"- Yourrage

by RollsRoyceRyan February 19, 2023

COMEY

Back stabber.

"Hey dude better not comey me".

by Urban pervert November 21, 2016

competition

The breakfast of champions

The pros warned the competition how much they liked the flavor of nubcake xp

by ScegfOd January 15, 2008

comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

by Shuaman May 17, 2017

Compensize

the male tendency to buy or own something (especially automobiles) in extraordinarily large sizes in order to compensate for extremely tiny sex organs.

Steve's new fire-engine red, fully loaded Hummer, failed to compensize for his teeny weeny.

by Miss_Kim July 12, 2011

Competitive Minecraft

An unofficial online sport for 12 year old boys with titties play with something other than their dicks.

Hey bro dont be saying that unfamily friendly shit in the chat or else youll be banned from playing competitive minecraft.

by ScumbagTito November 30, 2017