coal

a black piece of filth

yoo wheres diego?

he is beside me

ohh i thought that was a piece of coal

by AlexIscute July 21, 2022

coal spreader

Someone who sends/shows you terrible memes.

Dude you’re such a coal spreader.

by P-Squilly January 14, 2024

Coal Miner Pussy

Word origin: This comes from rural Tennessee through the smokie of NC and up to West Virginia.

A cavernous vagina.

a vagina that has been well used.
a pussy that’s been blown out from belly button to asshole.
A vagina that has been carved out with a pickaxe.

Man, I just got lost up in that coal miner pussy.

Say what you will, that coal miner pussy is comfortable and can take a beating.

Darlene, you could’ve warned me, Randy beat my pussy up last night. I got one of them coal miner pussy now.

by Ultimo Gringo June 22, 2024

Coal idling

Preserving lit charcoal by spacing or venting to maintain a lower temperature.

I closed most of the vents on my grill and added some wood chips. Coal idling will slow the cook and let some more into the meat.

by anonymous October 1, 2025

Rolling coal

Rolling coal in the bedroom is when you take your favorite laxative, and chase it with a bottle of Pepto Bismol. This creates an explosive black diarrhea that you release at climax, usually across a wall or in the direction of a white curtain

I was giving her the montana muskit loader when I started rolling coal all over her curtains

by Curious~spacecraft July 2, 2024

Coal the Character

Our lord and savior from Monsters of Etheria (originating in the RP series from TheConfidentDiamond), if you praise him he will save you (and give you Irasper for mining coal)

"Coal and Coal the Character are very different things, so don't go mining Coal the Character." -Confident

by Tayoga March 6, 2024

Coal Run Roofie

When a virgin male roofies himself in the hopes of losing his virginity with himself, but wakes up still a virgin.

My buddy at work gave himself a Coal Run Roofie, he really needs help.

by SCICT January 12, 2025