the prompt 4:54pm Friday evening arrival of a certain visitor with a critical (due today) case that has been sitting on that visitor’s desk for 5 months and 29 days – yet needs to be out today!
F: Damn, I can't make the party tonight! I just got 5 o'clock blocked by one of my bosses! I'll be pulling another all-nighter tonight!
G: 5 o'clock-blocked again!? That excuse is getting old.
G: 5 o'clock-blocked again!? That excuse is getting old.
by 5 o'clock-blockee September 16, 2011
Get the 5 o'clock block mug.(v) when somebody makes a reference as to question the current time, any/all people who overhear him/her immediately screen the view of the nearest time keeping device so as to prevent the questioner from obtaining the correct time of day.
by Pinchot 803 January 1, 2008
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Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).
The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.
NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either
(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.
NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either
(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012
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Get the camp cockblock mug.When someone is sitting in class so that they block your view of the clock. You can't check the time without leaning over conspicuously and the teacher noticing
Bryn: Dude that guy was totally clock blocking me, Mr. Richards noticed me looking at the time and kept us for another five minutes.
Oliver: Man I hate clock blockers
Oliver: Man I hate clock blockers
by brynster48 January 15, 2010
Get the clock block mug.someone who is being a dick to someone else you haven't seen in a long time that is visiting for a short while
by the hairy yak June 6, 2010
Get the cockalock mug.roommate who's afraid of penis and can't stop talking... she also wants every guy to want her, but won't do anything when she has them in her bed. tries to prevent roommates from getting any, at all times. BIGGEST COCKBLOCKER EVERRRR
Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin bitch... and she knows it
by i want some ass March 29, 2004
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