chuffnuts

Origin: my ex, East London
Definition: The hair and sweat from your nether regions teamed up with the fluff from your underwear to create those little fluff hair balls that stick to your arse.
Singular: Chuffnut

Ex: Urgh, I've got chuffnuts.
Me: What the fuck are chuffnuts?

Ex: Look at the size of this chuffnut!
Me: *Disgusted* We have been going out for way too long.

by peachy3000 May 9, 2006

chaffiage

any type of sourness inflicted on the body as a result from a harsh rubbing of two body parts. It will produce a red sore which is best treated with generous vasaline application. Can be rated as well.

oi duck, ive got at least 7/10 on the chaffiage scale

by Joe the chafe meister general January 12, 2005

chumfy

cosy, snuggly and comfortable, can be applied to as a feeling, situation or object.

your favorite jumper that you slob about in would be described as a chumfy jumper, having a whole day snuggled up with a duvet would be a chumfy day with a chumfy duvet,

by fleur mason June 30, 2007

choffle

A classy rofl, used in situations when you can't be seen/heard rofling.

The Queen choffled when she heard the joke.

by Allen Wiebe May 11, 2008

chuft

feeling excited

i m very chuft for the pool party.

by sam rodul March 21, 2017

Chaffed

Being upset or irratated at someone or their actions.

She was chaffed that he would not clean up his bed

by Bomber12345 June 3, 2019

Cheff

When Stabbing the blud when he its TIME TO GO, when he has to go blud. So you stab up the blud

anakin skywalker "Oi man I'm gonna cheff up some kids cause they are bare annoying"

by Logangsta69 February 22, 2021