Clitteratory Remark

a comment or declaration involving the clit of someone's girlfriend's, mother's, sister's, or significant other's.

George: dude, i think he just made a clitteratory remark about your mom!

by wtf wth bish March 27, 2010

chatterpus

A woman who will not stop her inane 24/7 chattering except when you are nailing her like shingles to a roof.

Me: Sweet Jesus, my balls hurt!

Dave: What happened, or do I want to know?

Me: Elida will not STFU for 5 seconds about her daily activities! Who cares who used sugar in their coffee at work! The only way to make her stop is when I am riding her until she bleeds! My god! I had to do it 6 times last night just to get some sleep! What a fucking chatterpus!

by A. Friend April 4, 2009

Clitterfly Kiss

When a woman's clit is stimulated by the fluttering of a partner's eyelashes.

Mmm, he gave me such a great clitterfly kiss, I cummed all over his eyes, momentarily blinding him. Oops.

by barking cig April 27, 2009

Pipe Critter

The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.

Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.

Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.

Dang it Bob, These here pipe critters are on the move again!

by Crunts January 14, 2010

clitterific

better than terrific, the best of terrific.

my gawd,i feel clitterific today!

by The Jenn February 6, 2003

clitter glitter

Glitter that makes your clitoris sparkle

Scotty Becks wanted to make the Brackenator sparkle with some clitter glitter

by LandysRockCandy January 26, 2015

critter

lowest form of a human being also known as a loser. Ugly on the inside as much as the out. Dirty cold hearted and only cares for itself.

Look who she's with now the cold hearted loser,
lowest girl i know.
Lol man she's one ugly dirty critter.

by critters October 17, 2014