chatterpus 

A woman who will not stop her inane 24/7 chattering except when you are nailing her like shingles to a roof.

Me: Sweet Jesus, my balls hurt!

Dave: What happened, or do I want to know?

Me: Elida will not STFU for 5 seconds about her daily activities! Who cares who used sugar in their coffee at work! The only way to make her stop is when I am riding her until she bleeds! My god! I had to do it 6 times last night just to get some sleep! What a fucking chatterpus!

chatterpus by A. Friend April 4, 2009

chatterfuck 

A conversation you don't want to have on a topic you don't really like with someone you'd rather not discuss anything with.

Well, my day was going really well until I was over at the neighbor's house and had a little chatterfuck about thier dog shitting in our garden.

chatterfuck by Smokey the Poo Snatcher September 5, 2006

chatterpillar 

chatterbox, chatterbug, someone who cannot shut up

"OMG Martha never shuts up. She's such a chatterpillar."

chatterpillar by Gwen Fan February 16, 2008

chattermission 

When playing game on pogo and they pause the game to show you an advertisement. You use this as an opportunity to chat up your opponent, as if you hadn't been doing this all along.

K: Playing scrabble with my bf last night was really hot!

MA: It was? Why?

K: Chattermission on pogo is foreplay time!

chattermission by mollygoodhead February 18, 2010

chatterbug 

Someone who talks a lot

Do you ever shut up chatterbug?

chatterbug by loren87 June 16, 2016

Chatteris 

A sorry little Cambridgeshire town, inhabited by bigoted inbreds who feel it necessary to steal cutlery in order to survive.
Most Chatteris inhabitants are tall, derp and herp. They feed upon the unhappiness of others, alongside a real desire for silverware.

Chatteris is built up of a few shops which sell nothing particularly exciting or useful. Probably sell knock-off forks, for people that like TO STEAL FORKS.
Some Chatteris dwellers like to leave the country sometimes, in order to spread their knowledge of how to be inbred and effectively steal silverware.

These types should be avoided as they are more fucking annoying than people that actually outright rob your property. Or alternatively, thrown in the dyke at birth. Diddums.
Furthermore, Chatteris plays host to some of the ugliest cuntry-folk, as they probably use the cutlery they steal to repair their faces.
In conclusion, if you see any bone-handled forks lying around in Cambridgeshire or surrounding areas, please return in a jiffy bag to HMS Your Mother promptly.

Me: WHERE IS MY FORK?
Friend: I bet THAT bellend from Chatteris stole it.

Me: What's wrong with his face?
Friend: Oh, he's from Chatteris.

Me: Do you know any silversmiths?
Friend: Yes, they all live in Chatteris.

Chatteris by bellendstolemyforks May 31, 2011

chatterpooping 

Talking on the phone while taking a dump.

Nicole was chatterpooping to her friend.

chatterpooping by tlabe March 18, 2008