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Oldest Child

The oldest child is usually the child that gets to much responsibility. Can be seen as an automatic babysitter. the oldest child also has much firmer rules then younger siblings. parents often forget what the oldest child was made to do at a certain age for example: at the age of 8 the oldest child is made to start doing the washing up but by the time the second child gets to that age the parent isnt making him do anything yet. the oldest chld gets the least attention as they are seen to be more capable. the oldest child often longs for the only childness they had for a while before there younger sibling was born.
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married with children

one of the greatest show, one of the first funniest show ever b4 the simpsons and family guy. great show until they stoped producing the show due to the never ending aging process of the actors
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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childhood

the period of your life from around 3 to 12 years of age. In this time of your life you are extremely sensitive to the negative and positive around you. A bad look can traumatize you and a kind gesture can make you fall in love.

If you watch the movie chuckie when your 5 you'll have nightmares about it for a long time. then when you watch it again and your 14 you'll be like wtf was i so scared of.

The best childhoods are ones where kids are spoiled with love and quality attention, not money.

Not everyone has a good one. They say people spend their adult lives correcting their childhoods.

People usually go on to give their kids everything they didnt have in their childhoods.
I was never told i was pretty in my childhood, so i tell my daughter shes gorgeous every day. not knowing this is actually not a good thing. Nothing is good in excess.
by askdhksadh June 7, 2007
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childinion

when a child sucks the breast of a woman and her tits sag
ex-president george bush has childinion
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child molester

One who enjoys supple young boys. Usually found at playgrounds or the ballpit at your local chuckie cheese's Basically someone who fucks children in the bum bum
Look! Sally its Peter the ass fucking child molester!
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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Childish Gambino

Donald Glover, actor, comedian, writer, but also a great rapper. I would like for him to please fertilize my eggs, and then make me eggs. Or, I can make him eggs, Either way....either way's fine.
Fact: childish gambino favorite soup is MisoHorny
by sdrowkcab April 27, 2011
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