Carisma

Carisma is a funny and helpful person
that helps you no matter what even if you

don't ask for it. You can always count on her to keep a secret.

A Carisma will be your best friend until the end of time.

If you've met a Carisma you're so lucky.

by Abigail Grant June 11, 2018

Cartsetto

A style of singing that extends the vocal range by using the style of South Park character Eric Cartman (Voiced by Trey Parker). This technique is generally employed when the song being performed is out of the natural range of the singer, or when the singer wishes to illicit a laugh from their audience. The easily identifiable traits of this style include, sounding like a fourth grader, and inserting "you guys" at inappropriate moments in the song. Examples include Styx "Come Sail Away" and more recently Lady GaGa "Poker Face".

Barney: Ted, I can't believe you're going to get up and sing "My Heart Will Go On" in front of your date.

Ted: Don't worry, I'm going to sing it Cartsetto, she'll think it's hilarious!

Barney: Right on bro, this is going to legen wait for it dary!

by grgareus February 23, 2010

cantstoptexting

When you are addicted to staring at your phone waiting for a text response from someone so you can text back like a gunslinger at high noon you have an addiction called cantstoptexting.

Even at work i cantstoptexting my friends because we live in a society where it is uncool to disconnect from what's going on even for 5 minutes.

by HighMaintenance68 May 2, 2016

Cards for Tards

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.

Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Carasmit

Meaning struck with fire or lightning, can also be set on fire. Past-Tense, present tense is carasmite.

Sadly, the house was already carasmit before we got there.

by WordLetterAntonym October 27, 2020

Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009

Flash cards and freak

When two students want to netflix and chill but need to study

"I want to hang out but I have to study"
"It's okay. We can flash cards and freak"

by Bellacapri01 January 13, 2016