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cannibalistic trolls

A breed of mythological creature that lives in the forest of magical silliness. Their everlasting enemies are the alabaster dwarfs. They are wild and untameable beasts, who roam the forest on dark nights, looking for earth dwellers. They beat them over the head for fun, with their wooden clubs that are stained with goober blossom blood. They also kill goober blossom plants so the alabsater dwarfs have no food, because they find it quite humourous.

The trolls diet is very simplistic. They feed on each other, and only need to eat once every month. If a troll dies, they eat it after it rots, so the flesh is tender. Their life span is very long, so sometimes the trolls must sacrifice one of their own in order to survive. During the sacrificial ceremony, the trolls throw the bodies of alabaster dwarfs at the troll being sacrificed, until it is fully buried, and it suffocates.

Cannibalistic trolls mate once every three hundred and sixty five days, and give birth to approximately ten children for each pregnancy, which lasts about five days. Young trolls eat squirrels and fairies until their three inch long teeth grow in. At this time, they are now able to eat the flesh of their own kind. The trolls are solitary animals, but coem togeher are a comuntiy on full moons, for that is the night that they feast.

The trolls travel all throughout the forest of magical silliness, but take shelter beneath the roots of the giant peach trees. They gaurd the peach trees, which makes them very hard to chop down. They only clean themselves if they are being sacrificed, and they bathe in the juices excreted from the womb of male cannibalistic trolls.

It is presumed that by 2010, the cannibalistic trolls will have wiped out all of the alabaster dwarfs. Please help us kill off the cannibalistic trolls so the alabaster dwarfs can be saved, even though they are basically doomed to fail.

If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).
by LEAHANDJENNA May 18, 2008
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Cannibal Corpse

led by zero-talent frontman george 'corpsegrinder' fisher, who growls indecipherable tidbits of ignorance to the mindless audience. fisher is one of the pioneers of the 'windmill' style of head-banging. he took it from pete townshend of the who's windmill style of guitar strumming. the talent went down 'exponentially' when fisher did his headbanging. each time he moves his head up and down in that infamous quick fashion, it kills six of his worthless w.o.w. brain cells. he started iut with 167. he know has -2345676543. yes, that is negative. cannibal corpse also features pat o'brien and rob barret on guitar (that god-awful low-pitched rumble), alex webster on bass (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!), and paul mazurkiewicz on drums (double bass drumming only). they are members of the record label 'metal blade', which is a long-time stronghold for shitty "death-metal" bands.
alex needs to learn how to use the word "exponentially", and all of it's roots and outcroppings. cannibal corpse sucks, but they are funny to watch live, especially when you are stoned (which alex must also learn how to do/get). and boy, that corpsegrinder sure is funny when he goes on his ultra-ignorant rants regarding world of warcraft and growling (the proper way to growl and yell is 'from the diaphragm").
by liberalwizardtyler June 17, 2008
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patchez the cannibal

fag ass bitch who thinks hes a rapper but in all reality he sounds like a severely retarded child being tortured. he also thinks hes soo good that he actually has to go around giving people his cd's for free begging them to listen to him... thats really how bad he sucks.
"did you hear what happend to patchez the cannibals car?" "yeah he got his windows smashed cuz he thought he was tough shit"
by # 1 asshole June 30, 2009
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canibis casey

a semi-hippie that is obsessed with phish. can play soccer and hacky-sack. hates delouch but has fun in her class of 3-A the main reason is that he can stare at makenzie's ass when she plays center in flag football. one other good thing is space turtle and echo vibe (practicly his gay lovers except for the gay and lover part) are in the class with him.
Man Watching Jv Soccer: dam son i didnt know hippies could play soccer

Jv Soccer Teamate: o well thats canibis casey
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Auto-cannibalism

Oh look there is a so many people eating themselves, auto-cannibalism is not normal to see.
by Numelgon October 6, 2016
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cania

smegma that has dried and hardened on the penile "head" causing scarring of the tissue after a person is inffected with thrush.
The doctor was suprised at the level of cania that this man had accumulated in such a short time.
by Jbron October 3, 2008
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The Caniac Combo

When you dip your penis in chick-fil-a sauce and make a homophobic guy suck it
“Dude Mark gave me The Caniac Combo then called me a fag”
by Idiotluver July 18, 2021
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