pointing at the camera

someone who always points at the camera is definitely a virgin.

max: “why is gage always pointing at the camera?”
logan: “he’s a virgin, let him be”

by jukativity May 19, 2022

camera chameleon

A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.

I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.

by SouloCutz2 June 18, 2017

Digical Camera

something your parents, or those who are old, say when what they really mean is digital camera. i suppose, to them, the idea of digital images must have some kind of magical element to it.

"i got a new digical camera"

"look at the photos i took on my digical camera"

by stiffmouse December 26, 2011

camera

a thing that you can take pictures or videos.

I'm using my camera to take some photos and videos

by Table 278 YT September 19, 2022

Kitchen Camera

what’s used by ur parents to spy on you and see what you eat so they can mock you for being fat

me: im going to make lunch
mom:ok
*watches me from the kitchen camera*

by nothingyouveseenbefkre January 16, 2022

national digital camera day

on august 21 everyone will celebrate by taking pictures on there digital camera!!

“hey wanna take a picture? it’s national digital camera day!”

by marcopolo12333444 July 7, 2023

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009