Johnny Bench Called

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.

Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.

by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010

shot caller

called a shot

Wanna be a baller, shot caller?

by Raquel Nicole January 20, 2003

shot caller

One who sees all and allows others to
control the aim until the shot caller
feels the need to guide.

See picture under Grant G.

A fool for barb ones says .but whoes really the shot caller.

by Grant Gallegos January 6, 2004

A bitch called hope

1) A Blood for Blood song

2) In hold 'em, a Queen and 8 of any suit. Tempting to play, but you'll never win.

3) Any unpleasant female named Hope

1) I saw Blood for Blood in '99 and they opened with "A Bitch Called Hope"

2) (After watching Queen-eight lose a showdown) *shakes head* "A bitch called Hope"

3) Walker: "What'd you do last night?"
TR: "Went out with that bitch called Hope."
Walker: "How was it?"
TR: "Sucked. What'd you think?"

by Artemis Hornswaggle January 7, 2007

Lewd-Slutwalk-callers

Those who evidence the phenomenon (paralleling cat-callers) of recognition of the acknowledged claim of the SLUTWALK (that attire-alone may signify sexual-intent, but is not an invitation to sexual-touching without linguistic-communication) through a direct-appeal in such a fashion by interested males who desire sexual-touching.

Lewd-Slutwalk-callers: Hey slutwalkers, what will it take to get you to slutf@.....?

by sukadog May 7, 2011

called an audible

1. Accidentally passing gas out loud in front of people.
2. When a dog passes gas out loud.

My dog Elwood was having a dream, and all of the sudden, he called an audible. Boy it stunk.
Or...
I was at a party the other night, and I called an audible right in front of a bunch of hot chicks. How embarrassing.

by ritzyrules April 18, 2009

baller shot caller

a thug like baller man, who plays b ball like a shot caller

Such as David Sumney the baller of all shot callers

by Rachel May 13, 2004