crippleware

Software or hardware that limits consumer choice.

I'm not buying that crippleware iPhone or iPod since I don't want to have to buy all my music from iTunes.

by wavedeva January 15, 2007

Crippled Sparrow

A sexual position requiring 5 dudes and 1 chick. The chick has a dick in her ass, snatch, mouth, and 1 in each hand. The only person moving is the chick and it slightly resembles a writhing bird.

Me and 4 buddies of mine went to the whore house so we could give a bitch the crippled sparrow.

by Marc Rinke May 22, 2008

crippling

poisonous, very unplesasant, physically draining, unenjoyable

This weekend was crippling.

by Rocky February 10, 2004

crappleberries

A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.

Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.

or.

What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.

by Eric Gunink December 6, 2005

canadian crippler

Souped up version of the shocker, two fingers for the pink, two for the stink.

Liza just loved the canadian crippler, altough my fingers smelled like poop for two days!

by Jdeleons September 12, 2005

crapple juice

Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.

Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?

by loligon November 27, 2011

crApple

Also known as Apple.

Apple Computers should be called crApple Computers.

by Jim Bob The Lumberjack February 26, 2003