The Bruce Buttcheek is when a man turns his naked women over onto her stomach, and fucks her ass cheeks, blowing his load deep into her butt crack. No anal penetration is allowed. When no lotion is used, the penis often becomes raw, pink, and loses many layers of skin. Stay safe, lotion up! Best used when sexual satisfaction is running low. The Bruce Buttcheek is sure to stimulate love again between two stagnant partners!
Bruce is the master of this one. The legend himself coined this action term, and he and his women love to do the Bruce Buttcheek.
by Bruce Naynay March 11, 2008
A Bruce is defined by a male friend of yours that is giving up drinking with his guy friends to hang out with his friends because he feels "tired" or needs to "hang out with his girlfriend".. Or leaves a night of drinking early because of these reasons.
Out with a couple of friends one night, and one friend has to leave around 10 PM to go chill with his girlfriend on a boys night out! He would be labeled a BRUCE !
Don't Be A bruce !!
Don't Be A bruce !!
by Paulie G D. September 08, 2008
by Endless Shadow December 21, 2003
You're out with your boys for a boys night out. One of your boys turns to you and says he has to leave. You turn to him and ask why. He then says he has to go chill with his girlfriend or just doesn't feel like having a late night out... If it's before 11 PM, he is being a BRUCE ! When he insists on leaving you simply say " Don't Be A Bruce "
by Paul Zorro September 17, 2008
A mixed drink consisted of 2 shots of the hulk (2 parts hennessy to 3 parts hypnotiq) mixed with a can of mountain dew.
"Hulks at night, Bruce Banners in the day,
Keeps us tipsy like we from A.A."
-BrownMagic
myspace.com/brownmagicstunna
Keeps us tipsy like we from A.A."
-BrownMagic
myspace.com/brownmagicstunna
by BrownMagic July 11, 2008
The second in the hierarchy of movie gods. Only one step below Michael Clarke Duncan and one step above Kevin Spacey. His chin has been known to cause lesser beings to commit suicide. Women rarely walk out of his room after sex, they typically must be rolled on a wheelchair and/or taken on a stretcher.
Yeah, I heard Mark commited suicide!
Oh how come?
He saw Bruce Campbell's chin and realized his life was pathetic.
Oh how come?
He saw Bruce Campbell's chin and realized his life was pathetic.
by ihfdayton July 13, 2008
by Shin November 10, 2003