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Bro-fire 

When your friend starts being hostile/insulting for no apparent reason; taking their anger out on you; starting a fight over nothing.
Friend 1: Stop being such a dumbass.
Friend 2: What's with all the bro-fire man?

Friend 1: I can't believe you like watching golf, you pussy.
Friend 2: Dude, knock of the bro-fire.

Friend 1: Man, what was with Jeff last night? He was being such a dick.
Friend 2: I know! Total bro-fire all night, it was ridiculous.
Bro-fire by Major Broseph August 28, 2009
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Bro'd out 

When an otherwise easygoing person dresses or accessorizes in an atypical fashion with the intention of implying toughness, usually when attempting to assimilate with a specific group of friends or "bro's".
Chad really looks "bro'd out" with his shorty helmet and tattoos blazing.
Bro'd out by TheFlexPump February 1, 2014

Bro-Sexual 

Two straight friends one displaying questionable gay acts or awkward moments in relationship questioning their sexual preference.
Hey i think James is "Bro-Sexual" i went for a high five and he smacked me on the ass.
Bro-Sexual by J.Ocejo December 4, 2011
When two "bros" (really close friends) give each other oral sex, similar to experimentation.
Im horney as fudge, give me a mo' fo' bro-job!!!
Bro-job by Mike the great July 20, 2015

don't tase me bro 

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.
As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident
don't tase me bro by mrpotty October 3, 2007
Any person who makes their whole personality being at the gym or eating a certain way.
Mike keeps telling me he’s only gonna eat protein for a week, he’s such a gym bro.
Gym Bro by yourmomsgf August 10, 2021

Eskimo Bro

When two men have had sex with the same woman.
After Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt both had sex with Angelina Jolie, they became Eskimo bros.