pen branding

when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them

Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.

Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*

Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch

Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding

by bossness00 January 15, 2014

string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.

All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.

by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

digital branding

The use of social media, email, sms and digital media for marketing and branding.

"We need to be targeted in our marketing efforts by employing digital branding to focus on digital media for improved profits." -small business owner

by Addison King February 6, 2015

Jäger-brating

To celebrate with friends drinking Jägermeister.

Happy Birthday! When are we Jäger-brating?

by Scotty Killjoy March 15, 2015

Randalawn Branin

This is a name that you call a person when they have said/done something really stupid. You call them this when they have royally fucked up.

Dumb Person: "I hate black people."
You: "Randalawn Branin, what the devil did you just say? That was extremely racist and stupid, never say that again!"

Dumb Person: "I guess your right, that was a real Randalawn Branin thing to say."

by Korean Jesus September 3, 2016

Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016