sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.

Chris rides his bike so fast, he needs to sausage link braid his beard so it doesn't whip his face.

by Hero82 October 7, 2021

Pulling a Brandi

Pulling a Brandi, is when someone you know completely mis-uses an expression, gets it completely wrong but thinks they know what they're talking about and then tries to provide an explanation for it.

Brandi: "I can't believe you heard that that! You must have Eagle Ears!"
Other person: "WTF are eagle ears?"
Brandi: "You know, the Eagles use them to see mice from really far away. Eagle ears."
Other person: ..................yup. Pulling a Brandi again.

by JohnHavok September 1, 2022

A.I. with the braids

Popularized by the song, "A.I. with the Braids," by The Game, it is a flex meant to say that one is as smart as A.I. but with braids, thus also being fly as hell.

You dumb as fuck boy, I'm A.I. with the Braids, bitch!

by TippyScissors04 August 25, 2023

brainiac

One who is not only intelligent, but gives the best blowjobs.

My girl gives great head and is incredibly smart; but when I think about it, she's always been a brainiac.

by Bryce King September 19, 2007

braedi

An erection in the presence of an animal

Man, did you just pop a braedi in front of that alligator?

by busyboy1332 March 15, 2008

Brandicide

When a company does something so dumb it destroys a brand.

GM's "Not your father's Oldsmobile" campaign was so bad, they essentially committed brandicide.

by Alfred Sloan December 4, 2010

Braiden William Braaten

My middle child who drives me nuts and make me want to drink my self to sleep. Takes my stickers and lies about them .. eats his boogers and wipes them on the car seat.

Braiden William Braaten you’re driving me nuts

by Mother Knows Best December 10, 2019