Blobber

One who frequents pleasure such as that of excess food and spending whole paychecks on prostitutes in establishments such as Tijuana, Mexico.

Omar is such a Blobber. Its payday and he asked me to drive him to TJ, but not before we stop by hometown buffet. His treat.

by MrGB December 19, 2013

Blob

1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.

2: Idk.

"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"

by w00t123 May 12, 2010

Blob

To fill a ton of condoms with water, then place them all on a person's front lawn or porch in the middle of the night.

Are we gonna Blob Tom's house? He deserves it for being a total douche.

by pierro66 December 7, 2010

Blob

A pronoun just like he, she and they

It can be used in the same ways as any other pronoun

Hi I met a blob named Sam, blob is a really funny person and you have to meet blobs cat, blob doesn’t talk a lot about blobself tho

by Seaki January 4, 2021

on the blob

A crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don't realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term PMS - PRE menstrual tension) thanks for reading.

"Naff off Dave."
"Oooh! Let me guess - you're on the blob!" Uh, no!

by MilitantAtheist December 4, 2003

blobviously

both blatently and ovbviously fused together.

Bob: so do you like jane?
Gregory: blobviously! she is sexilicious

by Tom Simmons March 10, 2009

Blobby Knob

When the penis is infected and is oozeing puss.

King Henry VIII had a very Blobby Knob!

by Spermicidal Maniac May 18, 2009