bloke

american: a stupid person
english/aussie: a guy, a man

american 1: hey did youj see that kid? he just tripped in wet concrete!
american 2: what a bloke!

english person/aussie 1: my skateboard broke eight miles from my house but luckily this man picked me up and brought my here in his pick-up.
english person/aussie 2: sounds like a pretty nice bloke.

by bumblebea April 14, 2008

Bloey Joey

When a girl fills her mouth with whipped cream, then you stuck your love muscle in there. She doesn't suck it but she sakes her head ferociously.

Me and this chick were making pies and she used the last of the whipped cream to give me a Bloey Joey

by Dirty Dan The Ladies Man November 16, 2016

blomee

same as blow me.

the moderators of this web site can blomee! since they publish everbody elses bullshit but mine!

fuck off and blomee!

by urbandichater June 11, 2009

Bloes

A Hoe that Blows

Look at those Bloes over there.

by Thickumsbarbiekeels January 31, 2017

riley bloebaum

A godly and devine being .

Look a Riley Bloebaum is there

by Riley Bloebaum April 21, 2018

blokes

An male Australian with nothing better to do than sit and drink beer

"That bloke doesnt know what in the hell he's doin Bob!"

by Reuben December 23, 2003

blode

common: 1. a bloated chode
uncommon: 2. a choded bloat

1.charlie's chode is bloated. which means it's a blode.

2. tommy's stomach is bloated in a shape where it looks like a chode.

by moon August 1, 2004