Bloose

Scottish (Fife):

A man who has forsaken his friends for a woman - one who would rather stay in and watch soap operas with his old lady than get up to some high jinks with his mates.

One can even be labeled a bloose for simply courting a young lady - and marriage makes you a bonafide permanent bloose.

See that Hendo got married eh?
Ah ken, whit a fuckin' bloose!

Or

Are you gonna make it the night Rodge?
Fuckin' right; ah'm nae bloose!

by Bigmurd April 26, 2011

bloopny

(noun) Referring to any female pleasure parts.

I'm going to get some bloopny tonight....

Usually the emphasis is on the 'B' as in:

Buh-buh-buh-buh-Bloopny

by TimeTraveler January 25, 2005

Bloodsplosion

The explosion of blood in a gory manner.
Fly blood.

Rambo shoots a red cross blood tank then boom bloodsplosion

by epic ownage April 5, 2010

Bloop Nut

When a man has to Pee so intensely that he feels the sensation of Blue Balls.

A man rushes to the bathroom door and knocks on it, another man is taking a poop and explains such, the man who has to pee who rushed the door would then reply, I'm rolling Bloop Nut lemme in! And any decent man would give up his throne for another human being rolling Bloop Nut.

by Tha Jagaloon August 3, 2012

bloopidy

Not a term to be taken lightly. A symbol for the undiscovered, what is still to be sought after and captured. In a world where everything has already been taken, stolen, and found out, the bloopidy is synonymic for the unknown, the wonderful, the marvelous, the terrifying, and, most of all, the almost impossible to find uncharted territories of life.

"Wow, I've never seen anything like this before..." said Tim.
"Ahhh... it must be bloopidy..." Lucy whispered, eyes wide.

by bloopidy (you'll never know) January 10, 2014

bloomsquatch

A very chill and cool hairy man that smokes a lot of weed and likes to party. Also very handy at fixin things and doing man stuff! Such as.... fishing, hunting, brapping, working on anything manly, drinking everyone under the table, bro code enforcer, epic beard grower, bitch rangler, possibly a reincarnated terrorist, loves hamms, and most likely can kick your ass.

Whenever I go out I always think what would a bloomsquatch do?

by Get_pitted March 18, 2017

blooperints

Refers to prototype-drawings/schematics that turned out NOT to be quite "what da doctor ordered" --- i.e., they may have looked good on paper, but there were significant miscalculations/oversights, causing parts of the creation to break, fall apart, bind, be too long/short, not fit, etc.

When the Pink Panther beamingly showed the Little Big-Nosed Guy his drawn idea for a fantastical "dream house", the midget builder scoffingly waved the plans off as nuthin' but a stack of cloud-cuckoo blooperints!

by QuacksO November 17, 2018