The Blizzard

The blizzard- the act of having a girl jack you off and making you nut on your ceiling fan then turning it on as she runs around getting as much ejaculation in her mouth as possible

Nancy last night was so fun chad gave me the blizzard

by OOOGA DOOOOGA June 13, 2022

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nizzard blizzard

What stilts-enthusiast King Birtram's patrol-cats prevent by guarding the Kingdom Of Binn's dike-trees night and day.

I take it that there is enough of a nizzard blizzard at egg-hatching time to keep the population of said snooty blackbirds fairly stable, since after his banishment, the evil Lord Droon was made to gaggingly make a meal out of one or more cooked specimens of said troublesome flapper three times a day.

by QuacksO January 08, 2020

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Hairy blizzard

When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes

"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."

by Kizra the mad God September 11, 2016

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Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 23, 2009

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