Bethesda

A town in Washington DC suburbia in Montgomery County. Bethesda is unique because of its highly educated population. Montgomery County itself has a gang problem in areas like Silver Spring and Kensington, but its high standards for education are seen in its nicer areas like Bethesda, Potomac, and Rockville. Bethesda is populated mostly by families with high income. A lot but not most of them are filthy rich and are the ones you see living in the really big houses. Children who grow up in Bethesda tend to be ignorant of places that are less fortunate because there isn't much to worry about. This gives them the impression that places like Gaithersburg are ghetto. Kids from Bethesda tend to be generalized as spoiled rich white kids. True most of them are rich but only the spoiled ones are the people who give off this generalization. There is in fact, a very small population of working class families that live in Bethesda. Their kids are the ones that realize how ridiculous everything around them actually is. These same kids are usually the ones made fun of because their down to earth view of things in an over achiever environment. Bethesda is basically a utopia, so kids in Bethesda become bored and start doing drugs. While there doing drugs and are completely unaware that they just got ripped off, they convince them selfs that because they smoke bud and live near DC this somehow makes them hardcore. This is what gives Bethesda a bad rep.

Ignorant Rich kid #1: Dude, this shit soo dank.
Ignorant Rich kid #2: Yeah, I'm fucked up right now. Lets go back to my mansion and brag about how hardcore we are to each other while playing xbox 360 live.

Dealer #1: I aint sellin shit.
Dealer #2: Go to Bethesda. Yesterday i sold two white boys a shitty salad for $80. It wont even get them high.

by The Fountain of Knowledge April 16, 2008

Bethel Whore

A girl that will do anything to get a man to say I love you. They most likely are pursing the ring by spring ideology.

"Cute! They said I love you already!"
"Duh, She's a Bethel Whore."

by CoachJohnson@BU January 25, 2012

Bethlum

Slang pronunciation of the city of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, usually by those of the local Pennsylvania Dutch heritage.

Improper: "Yer takin' the Thruway to the Bethlum Expressway ta git downtown."

Proper: "You proceed along US 22, the Lehigh Valley Thruway to PA 378, the Bethlehem Expressway south to arrive at the city's center."

Improper: "Bethlum's ten-day 'Musikfest' is cummin' this weekend- two counties big."

Proper: "America's largest music festival, 'Musikfest', in Bethlehem, begins this coming weekend. It encompasses an area bordering two counties."

by LVThruwayRider August 31, 2012

bethany renae

A prostitute who sales thier pussy for drugs and places to stay. With a shotout pussy. She sleeps with your man for a lil change maybe even a french fry

Damn that bethany renae is shot out linda girl

by Bethany renae July 3, 2015

bethesda

Suburban town in MOCO where adults make almost as much money as those in near-by Potomac. The prep population is massive and ranges from 13 year old hookers to 17 year old ex-football players that suck at lacrosse. Very similar to Potomac, although there is a smaller population of Asians and even a tiny population of down-to-earth punks who enjoy scaring their prep classmates, fighting the man, and tagging benches in the multi-million dollar public parks. Even with all their money, all kids end up doing is going to the Montgomery Aquatic Center (because swimming outside, besides in the pool in your backyard is just unsanitary, and anyway, you might bump into some wangsters at a public pool in Rockville) and skateboarding badly up and down Wisconsin Avenue going to Mongolian BBQ for 10 minutes at a time and only eating half a plate. Most kids live less than 15 blocks away from Whitman High, but instead decide to A) Nag their parents to buy them a car worth at least $15,000 B) Go to Landon or Georgetown Prep and tell all your friends you're doing a girl at Holy Cross or finally C) Vice versa.

Bethesda kid #1: Yesterday I saw these emo kids hanging out in the park I was driving past in my new Mercedes.

Bethesda kid #2: EEEWWW you saw emo kids??

Bethesda Kid #3: Did you throw anything at them?

Bethesda Kid #1: I would have, but I didn't wanna get outta my car and get my new Lacoste all polleny.

(silence while checking voicemail on their new sidekicks)

Bethesda kid #2: HEY-let's go to Monogolian BBQ!

by Jeremy Vicious September 12, 2006

beethers

to describe something thats bad or not right

nah lets go, thats beethers fools!

by brobro19 October 5, 2008

Bethany

A Bethany is a very sweet girl and loves to have fun. She's a great friend to have and will always be by your side, she loves her friends and family dearly and would never be horrible to them, she has a kind heart. A Bethany is very very pretty, beautiful in fact! Most people think she's hot. She has lovely hair that everyone complements. She has a lot of good friends that are girls, and has a lot of friends that are boys. She gets on well with girls with the names "Lauren, Brittany and A Nicole" she gets on well with boys with the names "Connor, Dale and Trevor" Bethany is a nice person to everyone apart from the people that are not nice to her, sometimes, she can get a bit jealous, but most of the time she's a saint.

Person 1 "Who is that girl over there? she looks like a..."
Person 2 "Bethany! She looks like a Bethany."

by magicfeatherduster September 17, 2011