bleepage

The act of bleeping.
Uncontroleable bleeping.

"I bleeped at your mom twelve bleeping times." "Dude you got some bleepage problems"

"those boobies got mad bleepage"

by DymondT, Fishtales May 19, 2007

blamph

A loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.

Man, clear the area! That blamph measured 10 on the Richter scale!

by pentozali July 6, 2010

blimp dick

A overly oval penis.

His blimp dick tore my ass open.

by 0-0 wat? October 7, 2013

blepshu

(v) to blep while saying shu.

The cat blepshued at me.

by DaFloofyCat November 22, 2020

blem

Polite exhortation to someone make a short, swift journey somewhere usually on an errand.

Will you blem down to the off-licence for me and get some kirsch for my kir royale?

The run-flat on your BMW 6 series has been slashed by vandals? Don't worry, I'll blem down to Insomnia and get you a double skinny latte!

by Paige Harrison May 12, 2007

Sink the Blimp

Eating eight puppies raw

Let's go sink the blimp, governor.

by Brett Favre September 26, 2004

Blep

A facial expression with the tip of your tounge sticking out of your mouth like an expression a cat would make.

Abdul: *blep*
Asan: you're an idiot.
Abdul: *blep*
Asan: I'll blep your face ku*t. *slaps abdul*

by Asannnn January 7, 2019