Branching out

The act of shagging outside of your local parish.
Travelling to the next village for shag

I’m branching out lads... I hear there’s a fine filly in the next village

by You’re too young September 7, 2018

word botching

Sitting at your desk, achieving little, instead of bird watching

I'm getting fucking nowhere with this manuscript...let's go bird watching instead of this pathetic waste of time, word botching.

by Astacus May 4, 2015

soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.

"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."

by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011

bitching out

After taking a hoot of weed the person coughs out the smoke on accidentally.

Rookie Stoner: "takes large hoot"
Stoner: "oh dude he's bitching out!"
Rookie Stoner: *coughs out smoke

by Jakkrabbit Eddie September 1, 2006

Monkey Branching

Not letting go of one thing before you seek or reach for another thing. It usually applies to relationships but some people do it at the dinner table and some do it when they think their means of income is insecure.

...Keeping in mind this is part of how monkeys survive...

Since polyamoury is not officially recognized and since people do the bare minimum for even themselves, I gueas thise of us who want a whole or interesting relationship are left to do some Monkey Branching to see if the next relationship contestant is more of a winner

by T3CHN0F03B October 13, 2022

blacking

when youre planning to get black out drunk.

amber: i’ve had such a bad week im totally blacking this weekend
jenny: omg say less

by jessiwessi11 June 30, 2019

blacking out

When a female leaves a scoial establishment of any kind with at least one black man--and you just know she'll be hurting tomorrow.

Don't look now but Jess is blacking out.

by el sean o March 23, 2009