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dookie-blaster

"dookie-blaster"; otherwise known as a "fudge-packer" or "ass-pirate".

not to be confused with GreenDay.
"I was walking down the alley and noticed this dookie blaster hammering away at his gay lover."
by Azathoth September 29, 2004
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Plaster Blaster

When a girl with a cast on her arm gives you a hand job while giving another guy a blow job. Preferably with a cast that extends up to and wraps around the thumb.
Billy felt quite chafed the next day after receiving a Plaster Blaster.
by The Mufin Man November 1, 2007
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bachelor blaster

A sexual experience in which a female ejaculates onto a man's face.
Able to produce large amounts of cum, Alicia gave her boyfriend the Bachelor Blaster.
by KittyBamBam June 9, 2009
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shart blaster

The act of blasting music in a short amount of time.
Person: *Turns up music really loud with headphones*
Person 2: Mom! Jade is being a shart blaster!
by Reality Ninja 99 June 29, 2017
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Blaster

1. A slang word for a laser gun.
2. A term for a player very bad at video games (dota specifically a.k.a feeder).
1. Falco's Blaster is really good.
2. Man stop feeding like you are Blaster.
by Vall3y October 20, 2008
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Blatters

Blatters is a word to enforce agreement with your or another parties statement. Thought to be an abbreviation of the adjuctive "blatantly", it can also be abbreviated further to "blatt" or even "berlatt".
-You coming for a beer?

-Blatters
by Mr A.M. Evans February 26, 2009
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boot-blaster

usually double-barrel shotguns that have been sawed off till the shells almost hang out of the end of the barrel: from ten feet they will blow a man clean out of his boots....from 20 or more, just piss him off real bad
the next guy to come through that door gonna be met by my boot-blaster.....why cant i sell dope in peace?
by Andy No Man October 12, 2006
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