Balewski

lover of fat chicks. not afraid to plunge into peroid sex head first. would rather setlle for a fat slimy pig over putting out effort to get with a decent chick near his own weight.

i just saw balewski in his honda. she was leaning to the right. musta had a fat hoss with him.

by chubbychaser1992 June 11, 2011

Balek

some one who has a big weener and hes very cool also named balekpie on instagram he loves you and he has green hair

hey there goes balek hes so cool i wanna be his friend

by balek yoshikage October 10, 2019

balled my eyes out

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.

i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.

by jeffbogart April 18, 2005

Baleistic

Inspired by the Christian Balerant in 2008 on the set of Terminator Salvation, the term refers to the verbal abuse of others with profanity-laden expletives for several minutes at a time.

Danny went baleistic on the barista after discovering that she added soy milk to his triple latte.

by grovemeister February 6, 2009

balend

A word for which no one knows the meaning, speculation on the meaning of this word mounts.

One suggested definition follows:

A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.

E.g. "warlord you f**king balend"

by *Magic* August 29, 2008

bale'd

to be yelled at for a long period of time by an irrationally angry person.

(from that time Christian Bale yelled at the director of photography on some film he did for some stupid reason)

Guy #1: I crashed my moms car when I was drunk last night.
Guy #2: What happened?
Guy #1: I got bale'd like you wouldn't believe.

by superrrpanda March 6, 2010

Bale-ing

when a woman yells at a man's penis and criticizes it until it becomes aroused.

he wouldn't get hard so i started Bale-ing him and it did the trick.

by davesteve July 28, 2010