1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.
2. See also Douche Bag
Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo
Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super
2. See also Douche Bag
Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo
Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super
Kelsey: My boyfriend Blake is so cool!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!
by ScottWho? November 20, 2009
Damn look at that blake over there reading a book.
Look at that blake who thinks hes a legit pimp,dick.
Look at that blake who thinks hes a legit pimp,dick.
by ohh hellyeah December 29, 2009
- Blake it:
To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
Blake(it)
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"
-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"
-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
by Blakefan December 17, 2013
by PoePoeDaPro November 19, 2019
Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.
by TheRichAsian May 04, 2018
by Karemm March 19, 2018
blakes are typically goofy people, they seem super fun and bubbly at first, but eventually they become ignorant and self centered. blake is usually the name of a guy who is gay, but too afraid to come out. blakes are typically into cheerleading and theater. oh yeah, and let's no forget that blakes often times cheat and are abusive. they think its okay to try and manipulate you into staying by threatening you. basically i would just recommend staying away from blakes they are toxic af.
maddie- hey do you see that guy over there?
kayla- yeah that's blake.
maddie- should i ask for his number?
kayla- uh, well he cheats and is probably gay, so that's a bad idea.
maddie-aw man, he seemed goofy.
kayla- yeah that's blake.
maddie- should i ask for his number?
kayla- uh, well he cheats and is probably gay, so that's a bad idea.
maddie-aw man, he seemed goofy.
by the blonde woman June 24, 2020