ass-bitingly cold

the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.

Sam: come all the way to my house
Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.
Sam: 33 degrees.
Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.

15 minutes later

Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!
Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.
Ryan: Bite my ass.

by inkstee January 4, 2008

lip bitting animal

a boy that eats girls out

tommy you are a lip bitting animal because you eat girls private parts or lick them.

by cinaicey June 6, 2009

bitching post

Whevere someone talks to someone else and all they do is complain.

Whenever Kelly calls me she just complains about everything. I think Im just her bitching post.

by zzep August 27, 2008

biting me in the foot

Creating or doing something less optimally than it could have been done otherwise as a direct result of past experiences or lack thereof. Most likely a cross between "coming back to bite me in the ass" and "shooting myself in the foot."

The amount of good anime I've not seen is really biting me in the foot when it comes to creating new fan content huh.

by anonymous February 10, 2021

Pic Bitching

The act of deleting pictures of yourself off another's camera. The person deleting the pictures is referred to as a "Pic Bitch".

Once she saw her panties were showing in the picture, she started pic bitching.

"Just because your mouth was wide open in the picture doesn't mean you can be a pic bitch".

by Rocket Smith August 16, 2010

Son-of-a-bitching piece of shit

A particularly irritating, frustrating or otherwise offensive piece of equipment, esp. when poorly designed, dilapidated, malfunctioning, or breaking down.

"That's the third time this week I've had to adjust the check valve on the boiler. If that son-of-a-bitching piece of shit leaks one more time, I'm calling the god damned plumber!"

by Madman6505 April 30, 2014

snake biting

This happens when a guy is drunk and having sex with some chick and accidentally blows inside of her. He then proceds to try to suck his own cum out of her, the same way a person would try to suck out the venom if bitten by a poisonous snake.

Friend: "Yo bro, how was fuckin' that bitch last night"

Guy: "Aw shit, the fuckin' was awesome, but I blew in her so I was snake biting for like 15 minutes."

Friend: "That sucks...Literally"

by bushwick bill April 21, 2007