Bench Fit

The emotional pout a male uses in a mall - by going out to the hallway to sit on a mall bench - to let his girlfriend know he's tired of shopping.

Steve threw a bench fit today after five hours of shopping and watching me try on clothes. He wouldn't get up until I left the store and promised him there was only one more store to go to.

by Chuck Carp January 15, 2009

BINCH

A binch is someone who can mosh to anything, never reject a bong toke, the biggest hype man/woman and is loyal to their binches.

If you are part of the binches you must feel like the top shit in town.

Ugh, I love the binches.

Yasss binch.

Oh my god, binch, play addicted to my ex.

And that's the tea, binch.

by truebinch101 December 7, 2018

Bench Lime

The action in which a man rests his genetalia on a park bench and a group of angry feminists continuously strikes his balls until the bruising of the scrotum turns lime green

Joe: Getting a Bench lime was the best idea ever.

by Sall back April 19, 2017

Bench Porn

The act of benches getting "in the mood"...then something magical happens

Your splinters are giving me splinters...and it feels oh so goooooooood....for bench porn

by Denver Dave February 17, 2008

Bench Mob

The name for the 2017-18 Toronto Raptors bench

Person 1: Yo did you see Fred VanVleet last night?
Person 2: Yuhh he’s really stepping up for the bench mob

by The.Bliss February 12, 2018

Bench pressing

To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.

If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.

"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"

by meatloafed January 10, 2010

on the bench

Common jargon used in the IT industry to describe programmers waiting between jobs.

After leaving Syntel, Santosh went nearly mental sitting on the bench for months before he found a job at Macrosoft.

by Goldie Horn July 11, 2006