Breadophile

One who is sexually aroused by bread and/or pastry and grain products.

Mike: "Jesse is such a Breadophile. I saw him doing things to that baguette that cannot be unseen."

by theonewhodefineswords February 17, 2010

pedophile

A guy who is attracted too children under 18 and an ugly creep who bustsdown to you if you met him.

Pedophile: Give me a suck little girl.

Girl: Iam 10 years old.

by Wael blox July 17, 2019

Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA

Someone who makes excuses for Catholic Pedophiles

When ever a Catholic Pedophile is mentioned, a Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA,will try to protect the Catholics by deflecting attention to other groups instead of concentrating on protecting the the many thousands of innocent children victims from Catholic Pedophiles

by Child Protection October 9, 2008

Pedophile

In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.

Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.

Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.

Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?

Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.

Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.

by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007

Pedophile

People who are attracted to kids.

"Sad how the non-offending pedophiles who don't want their attraction can't seek help without risking arrest. People who defend pedophiles or act on their desires should get yeeted to a maximum security prison."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Pedophile

A fucking dumbass.

Pedo: Hey u look hawt
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl

Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant

Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY

by Princess Cringe June 7, 2018

word pedophile

one who make many "play on words".

Kevin:you dumb
Jeff:well your lame
Kevin:pff i have perfect use of both my legs thank you very lil
Jeff:dude dont be such a word pedophile

by HxK Kevin December 19, 2007