bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.

"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."

by GiddyHedge March 14, 2014

bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long

"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."

by Disco Anus May 1, 2014

bathroom virgin

When you haven't had sex in a bathroom

'Oh my god, you're still a bathroom virgin?!'

by theawesomewd August 19, 2016

bathroom cupcake

the act of jizzing on a urinal cake and then eating it.

I'd rather eat a bathroom cupcake than eat this food.

by quelfmaster July 20, 2016

Bathroom guppies

When you look down after jerkin it on the toilet and see them swimming around.

Hey mom! Wanna see my bathroom guppies!

by IHaveNeverJerkedItOnTheToilet August 17, 2018

Bathroom Hopping

The thing you do when you ask to leave the classroom and don’t wanna go back so you hide you inside multiple bathrooms for a while. This is used when your stupid school makes u sign into the bathroom becuase of vapers so you can only be in the bathroom for 7 minutes

Girl: why weren’t you in class
Girl 2: hahah I was bathroom hopping

by dumbteen October 2, 2018

Bathroom Ban Hammer

The act of taking a poop in a bathroom urinal and getting rejected for future use of a bathroom. Also can be treated as an item depending on the shape of the dookie.

There was only one stall in the bathroom, but the urinal was open so I had to drop a mud monkey in that instead. Unfortunately I got the bathroom ban hammer.

by Ithinktoomuch2think May 7, 2019