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Bate and Switch

When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.
So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.
by RawDawg69420 May 4, 2020
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click bate

ADJ:
When you get those annoying messages all day long, usually one liners, sometimes more. From a number you've never heard of, so you have to open it, and is written in such away that makes you want to respond WHEN YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDNT.

(It's usually a scam.)
Dean: "Did you get any more annoying messages last night?"
Marv: "Yeah. A one liner from qn unknown number said, "Hey do you want me to get it?""
Dean: "What happened?"
Marv: " I said you figure it out". And I clicked. "

Marv: " II was "CLICK BATE"".
by Livies2021 June 23, 2021
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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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Sally Bates

Perfect would be an understatement. Like no one else. Jaw dropping, breath taking, beautiful, gorgeous, and plenty, plenty more. Absolutely stunning, fantastic in every way imaginable. With a smile that would make you weak to your knees, a mesmerizing laugh that could make you swear you’re in Heaven, un-believable eyes of an Angel, along with a smirk accompanied with a certain look that would warm your heart. You wouldn’t dare ask for a more ideal human being, it would be impossible. Everything you’d ever want in someone. Couldn’t find the Valley Overlook at French Fort Cove if she tried, but would be anyones first choice to go on an adventure with and find walking bridges (Train Tracks). Eye candy at the gym, you’d forget how many reps you had left if you locked eyes with her. A pure bundle of joy.

Answers to Sweetheart, Gorgeous, “Queen of Ranch” , and very few other names.

A personality you’d instantly fall in love with. Thoughtful, caring, trusting, a blessing, and so much more.

Truely amazing ; Ideal.
Person : What can you tell me about that girl?
Reid : That girl is Sally Bates.
by SummerOf2021 August 10, 2021
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Logan Bates

Has 9incher best basketball player ever is 5'5 and gets all the bitches
by Logy boy69 April 29, 2019
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jordy bates

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Rail-bating

The act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train.
"It will be a five hour train ride. I am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating."
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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