n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed
=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes
2. a crab that has been bashed
=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes
i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !
by ozzie69 June 9, 2005
Get the bashed crab mug.A variation of the infamous Donkey Punch. While having anal sex with your partner, just before ejaculation, you grab their hair (or ears) with both hands and pull back hard to get a good whiplash. While pulling their head back, you thrust forward and headbutt them square in the back of the head hard. This results in the partner being knocked unconscious, but they will tighten up immensely, resulting in maximum pleasure.
(Note, this will hurt you as well, so this is only recommended to those manly men who can take a hit! Cheers!)
(Note, this will hurt you as well, so this is only recommended to those manly men who can take a hit! Cheers!)
Greg: Hey, did you see Ryan? He's got a big cut on his forehead!
Joe: Dude, he Donkey Bashed his girlfriend last night!
Greg: No way! That's a true man right there
Joe: Dude, he Donkey Bashed his girlfriend last night!
Greg: No way! That's a true man right there
by Snoogins24 April 22, 2010
Get the Donkey Bash mug.getting your minge throughly pounded in rough nasty sex that is enjoyable but at the end leaves your minge feeling like an open axe would
by katie February 14, 2006
Get the MINGE BASH mug."ouch i'm so sore collin gave me a right twat bashing last night"
" hey dave i'm so bored lets go out twat bashing"
" hey dave i'm so bored lets go out twat bashing"
by Lady Amu September 26, 2006
Get the twat bashing mug.Sexual act preformed on a person that is either naive, or a little slow, not a mentally disabled person.
by ringoofthebeatles November 14, 2009
Get the Tard-Bash mug.where fundamentalist are beatup for being fundamentalist.
the main reason for this is that people know that they think that everyone but them are going to hell.
the main reason for this is that people know that they think that everyone but them are going to hell.
one man in talking to another:Lets bash that fucking fundamentalist. they think everybodys going to hell but them.I a show him hell.So the men go and beat the fundamentalist unconscious.
and t5hat is an example of fundamentalist bashing.
and t5hat is an example of fundamentalist bashing.
by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009
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