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Barton

1. When someone makes a grand error.

2. A very embarassing moment.

3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.
1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her digging for change like a mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom.

2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.

3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
by 7 Mile Massacre April 29, 2006
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Mischa Barton

Me - Oh look Mischa Barton's over there and she wants me!111
Girlfriend - Okay you win.
by Ashley9505 December 7, 2006
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ryan barton

A salty person who cannot get laid.
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Baraona

Pronounced BA-rone-Ah
When someone or something is awesome sweet crazy sick cool pretty much anything that is good.
-Hey Spence what you been up to?
Spencer- Man I just beat time crisis 2 only using two dollars
-Dude that's so Baraona

Hey man those nikes are so Baraona
by Spencer Tahsler March 28, 2008
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Bardolatry

1. When a person, frequently a teacher, refers to Shakespeare as if he's God.

2. Less frequently, taking the name of Shakespeare in vain.
'Shakespeare is the greatest writer ever. He literally changed the way we all look at the world.'
'Man, did you hear that? That's some serious bardolatry. If you ask me Shakespeare was gay.'
'Jones, did you just take the name of Shakespeare in vain?'
by terrytibbs April 3, 2008
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Balto

The result of tight crotch pants, shorts, or underwear, wear the center seam separates the testicles in a visually obvious manner.
Man, these new jeans are givin'g me a terrible balto.
by UltimateLanguage June 12, 2018
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wacktorial bactorial

Bro, can you sort me out with some wacktorial bactorial
by Dopas Mopas Por Favor August 29, 2017
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