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Brighton Yoga

The insanely unrealistic twisting two homosexual men would have to do to in order that they would each be simultaneously penetrating the other. In the ass.

No mouthsies!
Darth Vader looked at the drop of sweat rolling down Möbius’s back, over the taint and on to the top of his face, which finally fell sensuously off his nose and into his mouth. From the single twist of Möbius’s sinewy back and the way he was giving himself head, Darth knew he was in for a treat of hyperspatial Brighton Yoga.’ – Probably some fanfiction somewhere.
by 535 February 21, 2012
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brighton pier

Brighton Pier is a place where homosexuals gather at night to meet and have sex.
This is usually under the influence of the drug poppers.
Guy 1: "what you on tonight?"
Guy 2: "going brighton pier you down?
by Love SOSA October 13, 2013
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Brighton & Hove Albion

Brighton and Hove Albion is the pride of the south coast of England. The club, who play at the Falmer Stadium (currently known as the AMEX Stadium), don't have a history of trophies, but a history full of ups and downs.

Archer, Stanley and Bellotti almost saw Brighton relegated from the Football League in 1997, but two historic matches against Doncaster Rovers and Hereford saw the club survive relegation. The game against Doncaster saw the club's last game at their home of nearly 100 years, the Goldstone Ground. Stuart Storer's goal pulled Brighton into 23rd, meaning that a point away to bottom the league Hereford on the last day of the season would keep them up. With Hereford 1-0 up and Brighton set to be relegated, Robbie Reinelt equalised in the second half to keep the Albion alive.
And then, 20 years later, what was thought to be impossible, happened. On the 17th April 2017, Brighton beat Wigan Athletic 2-1 at the AMEX to all but secure promotion to the Premier League for the 2017/18 season. The promotion was then mathematically secured that same day, as 3rd placed Huddersfield Town drew at Derby County.
As of November 6th 2020, Potter's blue and white army sit 16th after 7 games, with a total of 5 points, being managed by Graham Potter.
1: You're a Brighton & Hove Albion fan?
2: Yeah, of course I am! Not too sure about Graham Potter though.
by uhhhbaguette November 6, 2020
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bright lights

term from some shit tier british boarding schools, primarily in thr south west, that kids would yell as a warning that they were getting naked so people would look away
"bright lights!!"

"you looking? god you fucking faggot"
by 123456doit April 7, 2021
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The Brightman

The Act of being hung like an army mule, while living in a house on Ivywood St.
This Kid was streaking like for ever and everyone got to see the brightman...
by Wanda Zanzabar January 25, 2008
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Brighton

Yeah brightons the gay hub of england DUHH
by Rawrasaw April 19, 2009
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Bright Eyes

I don't know why they bothered with a damn name for the band,the only person who gets any attention is Conor Oberst but its a great 'band' nonetheless
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by OMGGZZZITSME September 17, 2005
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