Bread-Baking Sex

When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.

“I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”

by pootielikestostrut69 December 30, 2021

wanking while banking

wanking during the process of banking.

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro

by gayduringmay April 16, 2020

The Great British Baking Show

A show with British bakers who are super nice to each other instead of the American baking shows where everyone hopes the other guy drops his patisserie.

People in American baking shows: *Snearing at the other bakers in the kitchen*

The Great British Baking Show: "Unfortunately contestant A will be leaving us"

Everyone: *Cries and hugs the person leaving*

by A.Tree September 27, 2020

Dogs are barking

So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.

after that marathon, my dogs are barking.

by medthepirate May 25, 2018

boaking

From boak (Scotland/Northern Ireland) retching OR vomiting.

Note that vomiting is, duh, with vomiting (wet), and retching is without vomiting (dry), and the word boaking can mean either.

NOTE: For the non-"ing" form, boak, there is an explicit retching phrase: the dry boak (which is a noun).

Like many "ing" forms of verbs, boaking can be used as an adjective: the boaking bridesmaid, the boaking jerkwad who drank all my good scotch, etc.

"The ones not commenting on it were only refraining because they had their heads over the sides, boaking for all they were worth."

"I pull some Kleenex out from my jacket pocket. I always keep them handy for wiping purposes as you never know when some tight arsed cunt at HQ supplies will run short. I hand the boaking mess a couple. -- There you go mate."

by nounderwearundermykilt September 28, 2008

Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.

Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!

by doglover3140 February 21, 2011

barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009