bald baby

aka xiao_vxbes and they can be burnt or cooked alive

person 1: you know the bald baby?
person 2: yeah ik abt them

by bald baby April 24, 2022

Bald strawberry

An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.

Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.

by Websterman January 29, 2016

bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023

Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.

Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!

by Herr Magie July 3, 2022

bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015

Bald Tommy

I just want a mug for my teacher Tommy, he is bald.

Hey Tommy, here's a mug for yo. Bald Tommy

by XxPG3DgudxX February 11, 2021

Balding A Nut

Taking ones razor and shaving a section of your scrotum

Ryan was Balding A Nut one day when his mom Walked in.

by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017