bald baby

aka xiao_vxbes and they can be burnt or cooked alive
person 1: you know the bald baby?
person 2: yeah ik abt them
by bald baby April 24, 2022
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Bald Jesus

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.
by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 30, 2021
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bald titty

Martha: I'm looking for your nipple
Tina: I ain't got no nipples
Martha: Ew, you got a bald titty
by ALollie January 16, 2014
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Bald Gang

Men who are part of the bald gang have a circumcised penis and share a special bond due to this.
He will soon join the bald gang but the rest of us are already bald gang members.
by Joeghd December 24, 2021
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Bald Pussy

A pelvic style that only Americans love, while Europeans and the rest of the world find it gross, unhygienic and too much resembling a too young lady. So it's not really a compliment if it's not an American calling it so.
Bleah, that girl had a totally bald pussy. Yeah, not just shaved, bald as a tomato!!! It was a total turn off...
by Neldot October 27, 2023
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Bald Arm

This is a phenomenon that commonly takes place at casino tables while gambling blackjack for a long period of consecutive time. The elbow is bent on the edge of the table either in a downward or upward position. After a few hours the hair on the arm or elbow will become smooth where the table meets the arm. There could be indentations of that part of the table on the arm. Shoulders will become stiff, perhaps even sore. Almost always the edge of the table where the elbow is laying will have short lasting non permanent indentations as well for a few minutes after the person removes his arm or elbow. Bald Arm could cause minor irritation to the skin for a few hours even after the person stops playing.
I was at the casino all night and got Bald Arm.
by Bailmaninmo August 23, 2018
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Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.
Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!
by Herr Magie July 03, 2022
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