balaj

(verb) when you ask someone to completely inconvenience themselves in order to make your life easier. Also it's probably loud and obnoxious and will include a reference to atleast 3 girls you've hooked up with that night

Dan, can you come way over here and get this thing for me thats really close to me? I need you to balaj it for me.

by DaddyTufBunz November 10, 2010

balamory

The decent excuse to watch kids tv when you are working from home.

The cast concern me greatly. Nice to see that the Beeb has managed to keep every politically correct section of society at bay for the time being.

Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.

PC Plum - Line dances...

Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.

Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.

Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?

Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.

by jaseb June 6, 2004

balanster

a way of saying the word 'banister' that isnt as difficult.
It also makes a lot more sense becuase you are using it to 'balance' on the stairs :

Jess maybe if you hold onto the balanster next time, you wont fall down the stairs again.

You broke the balanster when you slid down it on your fat ass.

by x0jessicaaax February 5, 2007

Balaclava party

An all male orgy mostly consisting of east cost rappers that snitch on each other and dog their so called friends. Also known for making sub standard music.

that balaclava party left me real sore last night

by themuntlord August 12, 2012

balang

n. adj. A word used to describe the sounds made by speaking an asian language. Also can refer to being asian or having asian characteristics.

I tried to talk to that chinese man, but all i heard was "balang balang balang".
Look at those girls and their Hello Kitty backpacks, that is so balang.

by rawbb June 2, 2008

balavitch

a successful European whom deals in the trade of legal and inedible fruits in the south pacific.

i bought this coconut from a balavitch over there.

by danb123 October 20, 2008

balakubak

A Filipino word for dandruff. White flakes that are on the skin of your head, itchy and falls off.

My head is itchy, i think i have dandruff.
May balakubak ako, gusto mo?

by smugmonk February 24, 2009