Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.

Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank

by Dr Form November 1, 2020

badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.

Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018

Fat Kid Badge "FKB"

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.

"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."

by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019

Badge Nazi

Someone who thinks only German cars are good and hates on cars made by companies of other countries. They judge a car based off the car badge/emblem brand and assume any car badge of any non-German company is bad. They overlook the car itself and only care about the German brand name. Hence the term Nazi because they only like German cars and hate every car that isn't from a German brand.

Person: Ooh look at that Corvette!
Badge Nazi: Who cares, any 4-series is better than that because it ain't from the autobahn.

by tripleu July 16, 2016

Tin Badge

A wannabe cop. A self-appointed vigilante. Daydreams of rationalized violence in the name of protecting a vulnerable society.

"He was enough of a tin badge to draw hecklers, and he was carrying live ammunition"

by Filto November 8, 2021

Badge Vulture

A person that hunts for or buys Discord accounts with badges.

This person tries to get as many as possible.

Omg look at that badge vulture

by ELVINSE June 22, 2023

off the badge

A state of extreme excited stupidity.

I can't go out today, the kids are off the badge.

by Tuesday Darling July 10, 2018