Egyptian axe

Severe cameltoe?

Holy shit! Did you see the Egyptian axe on Jennifer?

by Thunderballs75 October 27, 2016

war axe

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."

Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe

by zombieman132 December 14, 2013

axe-man

The lead guitarist in a rock band.

"Meet Jeff, he is the axe-man in the band "Audio Bliss"

by J.C.Superstar December 14, 2019

Hot Axe

When your groin smells like shit and everyone can smell you 100ft away. You smell so bad that you don't even like it.

Friend- "Omg what's that smell? It smells like a dead fat bitch!"

Guy- "It's my hot axe."

Friend- "BIITCH!"

by umbreonxxx August 26, 2019

sects axe

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.

They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

mad axes

verb. a hip hop term in which an emcee expresses himself very strong, ie. he raps very well.

yo did you see that cat? he was throwing mad axes son!

by West Orlando February 11, 2004

Axe murderer

When are you gonna figure out you're married to one?

Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?

Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016