Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
Get the long distance relationslumpmug. by Chucks5150chucks5150 August 29, 2022
Get the eyes are social distancingmug. The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.
Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019
Get the Cigarette distancemug. SOCIAL MEDIA:
Not clicking emojis, 'likes' or reply, on the ill considered comments of the angry, uneducated, self absorbed people you discover are in your social circle (especially during a time of crisis).
Not clicking emojis, 'likes' or reply, on the ill considered comments of the angry, uneducated, self absorbed people you discover are in your social circle (especially during a time of crisis).
YOU: "I don't understand all this stock piling, I mean it's ridiculous and so selfish..........I better take 3 please (I have an
elderly mother / my wife told me to get 3 / I only eat wholemeal / what do you mean only 2)"
ME: Social Distancing
elderly mother / my wife told me to get 3 / I only eat wholemeal / what do you mean only 2)"
ME: Social Distancing
by Salop Sense March 20, 2020
Get the Social Distancingmug. Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.
Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.
by mlhiss April 6, 2020
Get the Humanity distancingmug. When someone looks hot from a distance but when you get close they are almost always a butterface or hat hot or horse faced but that's harder to see from far.
"Oh man I thought that girl was fine but when she got closer she was hottie from a distance."
"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."
"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."
by Tarbrow November 27, 2013
Get the hottie from a distancemug. Having a bae, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.
by TimFishyboy July 24, 2015
Get the long distance baemug.