The ultimate word to describe something so stellar, so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his dick blown off from pure awesomeness if this word is uttered. Often women scream this word on climax which causes their partners to nut.
Guy 1 "This woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!"
Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"
Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"
Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"
Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"
by Neexer November 30, 2010
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by beandipthe3 March 4, 2010
Get the Arkansas Pussy willow mug.The sexual act were at least five males put there penis's while erected on a table as a female stands on the table and "unloads the truck" onto the males penis's. then that female and four other females cover there dirty penis's with cheese and hot sauce then cleans of there penis's by mouth to penis intercourse.
Me and my friends went to a party, got drunk, then performed an Arkansas Chili Fries. Now my cock smells like spicy shit.
by halla3 July 19, 2011
Get the Arkansas Chili Fries mug.The most loved and beautiful person alive. She can sometimes be sassy. Boys would fall for her even though she thinks she is the ugliest person in the world. She gets jealous of others but.. she doesn't know others are jealous of her looks and attractions to boys.
Girl 1: wow I wish I was askania
Girl 2: ikr she is so lucky
Boy 1 2 3 4 5 etc: she is so pretty I'm asking her out first😍😍
Girl 2: ikr she is so lucky
Boy 1 2 3 4 5 etc: she is so pretty I'm asking her out first😍😍
by Askania March 14, 2017
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Asanas are good friends and if they offend you, they don't mean it. Ok, they do, but they love you anyway. Hopefully.
Asanas are good friends and if they offend you, they don't mean it. Ok, they do, but they love you anyway. Hopefully.
by laualc January 4, 2017
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