when you tell a gril that you love her just to fuck her...in the final moments of the guy squirting jiz all over his partners face...the man them screamsloud as possible.youve just been punked bitch. i hate you your a whore.then donkey punches her in the face until she cries.
hey bro do u remember that girl that broke your heart? well i fucked her all up i gave ashton love moment...she cried like a little bitch....
by beavster November 29, 2010
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Get the ashton hesseling mug.Ashton is person that has an enormously fat cock. he can bone any guy/girl in a matter of minutes. hes trash at video games but not trash at bed. he has a thing for enormously young children and likes to play with their saggy yet delicious ass checks
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Get the Ashton mug.Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
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