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Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.
A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"

That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)
by Paul Wall Peoples Champ April 23, 2010
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some asshole

A truly despicable person. Anyone referred to as "some asshole" at the beginning of a sentence is a detriment to society.
Oh, Jesus. Some asshole is making panda porno.
by Wicked Souls November 8, 2003
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Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.
I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.
by Noushbag April 13, 2011
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Internet Asshole

The Internet Asshole or "Homo Internetus" embodies a wealth of factoids backed up with little to no life experience, a crippling sense of agoraphobia, and a mild mix of tourettes and aspergers.

These are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. Pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.
Nathaniel is such an internet asshole. A total Homo Internetus.
by The Original Running Sloth March 27, 2013
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arseholery

The extent to which one is an arsehole. A quantity of arsehole-ness, i.e. having or being of greater arseholery simply means that the subject is more of an arsehole.
"Alternatively, you can get yourself a wedding planner, which is the wedding equivelant of debt consolidation. Rather than dealing with various different arseholes of varying levels of arseholery, you can get yourself one 18-carat, stone cold wanker." - Ed Byrne
by Silent Dave October 21, 2010
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finger in my asshole

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
by tte: time to eat February 3, 2012
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a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
by Justice April 22, 2005
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