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iPocalypse

The destruction of the Earth by use of iTunes, as foreshadowed by the iTunes End User License Agreement.
Below are the words that have accurately predicted the morbid outcome of the near-future of computer software used for organizing digital music libraries.
"You also agree that you will not use these products for...the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."
"Do you fear the iPocalypse?"
Preacher: "The iPocalypse is a-comin'!"
That Satanist kid who used his parents' house as a church when they left for the weekend: "I hereby summon the four demons of the iPocalypse!"
Or...

Man who walks into an airport carrying only his laptop case, going through the packs of security, then taking out his laptop:
"EVERYONE, GET DOWN! I'VE GOT iTUNES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! IT'LL BE THE F**KIN' iPOCALYPSE!"
by Demonstray January 17, 2008
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Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"
by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010
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Zombie Apocolypse

The day im waiting for,.. its gonna be awsome.
Theres zombies!! Everywhere! Its the Zombie Apocolypse
by Rick Springfiled October 21, 2008
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Japocalypse

A series of catastrophic events, unbelievably linked, causing the preceding event to become even more nightmarish than earlier imagined and exponentially worse.
Who would think that an earthquake could lead to a tsunami, which would cause a nuclear meltdown and the contamination of an entire ocean. Why, it's the virtual Japocalypse!
by yomitche December 13, 2013
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Ragefest Apocolypse

Refers to all-out partying, getting wild, and crazier than most people could even imagine. Usually involves getting blacked out drunk and probably heavy drug usage. Someone who regularly particpates in a ragefest apocolypse would laugh in the face of someone who said they were planning on 'raging.' That is considered totally pussy compared to ragefest apocolypse.
Like saying to your friend: "Dude, when we go to Vegas this weekend it's going to be a fucking ragefest apocolypse."
by The Bromissioner March 12, 2010
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Acopalypse Moment

When You have a typo and spell or say something incorrectly you have an acopalypse moment like when Zach Herron from Why Dont We read “apocalypse” as “acopalypse “
“ hey wahtsup” “what’s up***”
Typo= Acopalypse Moment
by Seyer_Ailatan January 15, 2019
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Zombley Acopalypse

The mispronunciation of 'Zombie Apocalypse' by Zach Herron of Why Don’t We.
Which one of your band members is most likely to survive a zombley Acopalypse?”
by DeltaHerron September 9, 2020
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