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Damnnn, look at Andres'es small dick
Andres by Penegrande200 November 23, 2021
Wow that Andres is such a dumb meanie bitch face
Andres by Spikynotspikey November 24, 2021
Andres is a man or boy that is usually called "cute" and has teddy bear qualities, Andres is usually shy at first but if you spend the time to meet and talk to him he would make a GREAT friend and you would definitely not regret it, Andres is usually smart and can sense danger if he feels that there's a risk of getting caught while doing something you best know that he is wanting to stop or turn around he usually wears shorts and likes wearing black, white or gray and has curly hair, Andres usually do not like when they are made fun of their weight or such and might even start working out to lose all that.
Person 1 : Yo did you meet Andres yet?
Person 2:Nah I didn't have the time, how's he like?
Person 1: He's SUPER funny and lovable Andres might have become my best friend in a day!!!
Andres by Ghosthatswag November 29, 2021
Andres is a man whore and will fein off of your shit, and will lick in between your toes. He also likes to cuddle and skin your dogs. So when you see Andres you should run the other way. Andres is also in love with Black Bread the Pirates.
Andres is so scary! He bit my toe nails off while I was sleeping.
Andres by Dare January 7, 2022
The most awesome curly haired MF ever

You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome

(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
Andres by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022
An Andrés is an incredibly stubborn person(good and bad stubborn at the same time.) Hes not cool at first(of course he’s not going to be ever). He’s nice at first, then mean, then kind of nice, but at the end of the day is a cool friend.
Andres is wierd.
Andres by -Rabbit.- January 22, 2022