Nice guys always finish last 

They do, imagine you are racing for a person you like, but your opponent is some dickhead who likes to Chris breezy, john cena five knuckle shuffle their significant other. But you twist your ankle, get shot, body slammed, yeeted into a brick wall st the beginning of the race, and the other guy makes it immediately but you finish the race 2 months later, hurt emotionally and physically and you close your feelings and die alone.

Some guy: Hey whats up with that guy?
Other guy: He lost the race, and got shot, thrown and body slammed
That guy: Nice guys always finish last
Some guy and other guy: They do

Nice guys always finish last by The whippus April 15, 2021

i've always been a smoker 

I've been smoking for a really long time

Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"

Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".

i've always been a smoker by Karen Stickney December 14, 2008

grass is always greener 

Origin: Stoner: When the bowl is ash on top and you flip it over so its green.

Bro 1: Bro, that's harsh.
Bro 2: Bro, the grass is always greener.
Bro 3: dooooppppppeeee

grass is always greener by Mister Swag Daddy October 21, 2015

(Two words used seperately) Neva and Always

Neva= meaning that an action did not take place or a statement was never spoken.
Always= meaning that an action definitely did take place or a statement was definitely voiced about an opinion.

Shawn:You told shawna I said she was ugly!

John: Neva did I tell her dat you said she was ugly. Always did I tell her you said she was cute.

(Two words used seperately) Neva and Always by Jaycen Winters November 18, 2003

Justin Always Bustin' 

The biggest disrespect a person named Justin can experience. This form of speech is such an insult to Justins around the world and it is just pure torment.

Hey Justin
What?
Justin Always Bustin'

Justin Always Bustin' by ThePersonThatExperiencedThis November 28, 2020

I always share with my buddy 

What you playfully say to a cute chick when either another male chum of yours happens by or you bring said blinky-eyed damsel over and introduce her to him, and so you pass him one of da cutie's hands, feet, etc. so dat he can savor her warm softness, also.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" routine is easy with any super-pleasant-to-touch/hold body-part dat da chick has two of, such as her hands, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc. Plus of course, you and your pal can always "trade 'n' swap" da gal's sumptuous body-parts, as well, when the two of you are giving her a group-massage/caress --- for example, you can trade da hand dat he's holding for one of her pretty feet dat you're currently rubbing, or you can each knead and suckle one or the other of her ample chest-pillows in turn, so dat you both get equal time giving each of her nipples some lovies with your lips and tongues.

I always share with my buddy by QuacksO July 26, 2021

I always share with my buddy 

Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.

I always share with my buddy by QuacksO August 7, 2021