I walk backwards so it’s always a party

White trash unemployed mullet fashionista that’s all party no work

I don’t need a future no job so I walk backwards so it’s always a party

by Bdog559 January 31, 2020

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 24, 2024

The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman

A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.

While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!

by QuacksO October 18, 2025

always fish

always fish is like the slogan from tim hortons "always fresh" but instead of good food, they just serve raw fish. and you can even add a salmonella topping. just crack a raw egg on top of your fish. always fish means theres ALWAYS fish. no matter where you go, there will be fish. dont you worry.

hmm, whats that on my plate... oh wait... its aLwaYs fisH

by fishy bobby September 10, 2019

the poor man always buys twice

When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time

“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Always

On all occasions.

When I urinated on myself, I always wore my Fruit Of The Loom Boxer Briefs Undies.

by Herndon Flores June 27, 2023

Always been about

The stalking and harassment. You end it. You end it now. You give me my money.

Hym "It's always been about what I'm saying it's always been about you lying piece of shit. You tell these incest cult freaks to shut the fuck up. You tell the shit-lib hippy hivemind to shut the fuck up. And you force those YouTube freaks to tell the truth. And you do it immediately. You remove these piles of sentient waste out of my life. PERMANENTLY. Or I will do I for you."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025