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Alligator Penis

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To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.
Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!
by arxhangel July 22, 2023
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alligator

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Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.
“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023
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alligator jiggling fever

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When one uncontrollably mud-rolls similar to how an alligator does.
He's got that alligator jiggling fever, rolling all over that swamp.
by Burnam123 April 24, 2024
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Alligator pear

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The legendary creature that is a cross between an alligator and a pear, legends say that it walks the earth destroying everything in its path.

It is also another name for avocado.
A:the alligator pear has arrived! we are all going to die!
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado
by ZIMBABUE April 25, 2024
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Alligator arms

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A person who is stingy and never wants to pay.
Alan has Alligator arms so don't expect him to pay for dinner.
by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024
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alligator grind

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Two west by god rednecks fuckin each other in the swamp ass!
I just put the alligator grind on Rupert down in the valley of Anus.
by Unkie Dunkz June 13, 2024
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Allegators

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Derived from the word "Allegations" and "Aligators"
Allegators means a person or group of people calling out somebody's suspicious sexual behavior comments or actions.
"~You look very hot Anna~" said Jacob. Fernando said, "Jacob, the ALLEGATORS JACOB, THE ALLEGATORS!"
Jacob says, "STOP TALKING ABOUT THE ALLEGATORS!"
by Fernasty February 12, 2025
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