alfie kaka

Top man who loves football and food. Can eat after every meal never goes hungry. People love to feed Alfie exotic fruits. He's a party animal. Loves a good dance in the mix. Forever shouting oii oii

Oii oii Alfie kaka your bad boi dinners ready
Oii oii daddy's home

by Alfiekaka10 November 23, 2021

Alfie

A person who is or was spittin straight fax

Yo Alfie is spittin straight fax

by Big sket January 25, 2020

ALFIE

Absolute weird

ALFIE is such an ALFIE

by Snkfnfjdnvkwmvwncke January 1, 2022

Alfie Waite

A fit dude with a massive cock.

Damn, Alfie Waite has a massive cock.

by dozyballs January 16, 2021

ALFIE

Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee

Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)

by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021

alfie

the best bf and the most perfect person to exist

nour is in love with alfie

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Alfie

Alfie is the most gayest and rudest boy you will ever meet and he always has a 1 inch.

Girl 1 'Did u hear what alfie did?'
Girl 2 ' Yea he was rude to his freind then touched his freinds dick'

by alfiehater101 July 30, 2022