Alfie Haywood Crouch

The zestiest, most nonchalant lightskin in NorthWest London.

Yo bro ts is so Alfie Haywood Crouch

by fthfhbbtf June 8, 2025

Alfie Hill

Alfie is gangster and will roll anyone. He is mostly a short person but he has a massive egg plant and he is very good looking. Also very funny.

Don't mess with Alfie Hill he will shin you over. Alfie Hill is overall gangster

by elfdoog November 22, 2021

Alfie

Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)

Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”

by Not a neek November 14, 2020

Alfie

A small dog with a perverse penchant for approaching and continuously sexually harassing larger, older dogs.

That dog in Portmarnock is a right Alfie

by WeLoveDeNortside April 10, 2022

Alfie

Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.

“Who is he? Do you see that thing poking out his joggers.”
“That’s ALFIE!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

alfie kaka

Top man who loves football and food. Can eat after every meal never goes hungry. People love to feed Alfie exotic fruits. He's a party animal. Loves a good dance in the mix. Forever shouting oii oii

Oii oii Alfie kaka your bad boi dinners ready
Oii oii daddy's home

by Alfiekaka10 November 23, 2021

Alfie montero

Alfie Has a poo stain and is smelly

Alfie montero has a poo stain and is smelly

by smelly stain January 16, 2020